Fuck, I'm getting some serious grey streaks.
I recognize that shirt. Seems like a couple of people wearing it were visiting with me at the old place, back in Texas, week before last. I kept them full of beer and BBQ, and they did some awesome work on the place.
Beer and BBQ.You're a good brother, man.
DROP THE PANTS NEXT TIME!!! oh, was i yelling
Sounded like cheering to me, Sweetie.
LOL @ Bella! If that's April, can I order the rest of the calendar?
Like the shirt;) I kinda resemble that shirt
Not much else says "get the fuck off my lawn" as well as the .45 does! Where the hell is CGD in this family pic?
He was probably licking his nonads.
I'm in Deb for the calendar! W00T, W00T! Hell, I'd even pay 'em. ;)
Quit, you two. I'm getting all embarrassed.
No, you still got some black streaks... check your crotch in case it's been a while. Yes, you need to occasionally look at it when you wash it. You know the odd bumb or growth show up...
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! JESUS. How many zipper heads can they fit in one house? 2009 Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino"
Wirecutter, Here's a story my wife told me about GOIN's ON during her Army basic training; at the RILE RANGE you will take all instructions from the TOWER!1. Range walk to your FIRING POINT(all sweaty by then, eeuww!)2. ASSUME a good PRONE firing POSITION. Weapons on SAFE.3. Take up a good SIGHT PICTURE.4. LOCK your BOLT to the REAR.5. INSERT one 30 rd MAGAZINE.6. RIDE your BOLT forward.7. Select Fire to BURST.8. WATCH your LANE.9.COMMENCE FIRE!Seems like the girls got all hot and sweaty after their day at the range, things had to get worked out in the laundry room and latrine after that... know what I mean?
See, I'm thinking it was the LANE thing that got them all hot and sweaty......
As I was, Wirecutter. Roger That, the LANE thing had to be what got everything LUBRICATED for RIFLE QUALIFICATION in all those FEMALE barracks then and now. The only thing that changes is the UNIFORM!!
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