Sunday, April 10, 2011

My favorite dress-up shirt

This one ain't for impressing the ladies, it's for the boys. Thanks to Stevie Foodstamps and Unemploid for sending it along to me
That's my Colt Officers' Model in 45 ACP, cocked and locked, baby!

16 comments:

wirecutter said...

Fuck, I'm getting some serious grey streaks.

SanyoSoup said...

I recognize that shirt. Seems like a couple of people wearing it were visiting with me at the old place, back in Texas, week before last.

I kept them full of beer and BBQ, and they did some awesome work on the place.

wirecutter said...

Beer and BBQ.
You're a good brother, man.

Bella said...

DROP THE PANTS NEXT TIME!!! oh, was i yelling

wirecutter said...

Sounded like cheering to me, Sweetie.

Deb said...

LOL @ Bella!

If that's April, can I order the rest of the calendar?

MrG's said...

Like the shirt;) I kinda resemble that shirt

rpm2day said...

Not much else says "get the fuck off my lawn" as well as the .45 does! Where the hell is CGD in this family pic?

wirecutter said...

He was probably licking his nonads.

Bella said...

I'm in Deb for the calendar! W00T, W00T! Hell, I'd even pay 'em. ;)

wirecutter said...

Quit, you two. I'm getting all embarrassed.

dhanna59 said...

No, you still got some black streaks... check your crotch in case it's been a while. Yes, you need to occasionally look at it when you wash it. You know the odd bumb or growth show up...

Mile Hi said...

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! JESUS. How many zipper heads can they fit in one house? 2009 Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino"

dhanna59 said...

Wirecutter,
Here's a story my wife told me about GOIN's ON during her Army basic training; at the RILE RANGE you will take all instructions from the TOWER!
1. Range walk to your FIRING POINT(all sweaty by then, eeuww!)

2. ASSUME a good PRONE firing POSITION. Weapons on SAFE.

3. Take up a good SIGHT PICTURE.

4. LOCK your BOLT to the REAR.

5. INSERT one 30 rd MAGAZINE.

6. RIDE your BOLT forward.

7. Select Fire to BURST.

8. WATCH your LANE.

9.COMMENCE FIRE!

Seems like the girls got all hot and sweaty after their day at the range, things had to get worked out in the laundry room and latrine after that... know what I mean?

wirecutter said...

See, I'm thinking it was the LANE thing that got them all hot and sweaty......

dhanna59 said...

As I was, Wirecutter. Roger That, the LANE thing had to be what got everything LUBRICATED for RIFLE QUALIFICATION in all those FEMALE barracks then and now. The only thing that changes is the UNIFORM!!