Yup, that's a weed growing on my fucking roof. I just noticed it tonight.
In my defense - okay, my excuse - we've got these huge camphor trees on my street that keep foliage all year long but shed some leaves periodically throughout the year. This winter we got a lot of rain and it's either been too wet or I've been too drunk to climb up and sweep the duff off my roof.
And now spring has sprung and the weeds have popped.
But still, how many other motherfuckers do you know that live in town and have weeds growing on their roof?