Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Caption this.......

My first ever caption contest.......
So many thoughts come to mind, none of them wholesome or printable even on my blog. Except one and I'll post that in the comments after I announce the winner.
First place wins an honorable mention and a link to your blog if you run one.
Second place? There are no second place winners - if you ain't first, you lose.
And I'd like to thank Claymore for sending this in - you gotta love a motherfucker named Claymore, don't you?



22 comments:

Weaver said...

Probably the first ever caption contest that doesn't need a caption.

DK said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin

Mile Hi said...

now you see it.like that shit baby? ohhhhhh yaaa!!! mmmmmmmm!! ohhhh yaaaa!! now you don't. mmmmmmm!! girgle girgle mmmmfff!! cough!! cough!! slurp mmmfff slurp cough!! ohhh yaaaa now stick it in my AAAANNND!!! CUT!!!!

The Old Man said...

"Angela was absolutely certain she could catch the eye of Khloe's agent."

PISSED said...

"She has the name of her favorite congressman on the tip of her tongue"

steve tompkins said...

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner....

abluegirlami said...

Thinks go better with coke.

claymore said...

Is that you weiner?

Tattoo Jim said...

No comment from me... I just had my brain freeze up looking at that... now I just want to go somewhere quiet and cry... damn!!!

Steve Wrona said...

"This certainly ain't kosher."

Stinkwilly said...

over the lips
passed gums
look out baby
here your wiener comes

Bigredkev said...

Wow, that's a nice bracelet!!!!

Hog Whitman said...

Heather "The Terminator" Schlossberg begins her warm-up routine for the final round of the competition, and it apperars she isn't even breathing hard. Asked if she had had any 'tips' for the young and up-coming competition who hope to fill her shoes one day, she says, "if you're getting it in your shoes, you're doing it wrong"

Ok then, back to you, Byron...

Anonymous said...

You can stop RIGHT NOW!!! Pissed wins, no contest...........

TexasFred said...

Why yes, I CAN swallow the entire thing...

Anonymous said...

"Bet she hasn't ate just one"

H the Comet

PatriotUSA said...

Weiner Gate?

I know I know!!

Stretch said...

Despite drawing paychecks from over 50 congressional offices Miss Shelly enjoyed the simple delights of a hot dog lunch.

orbitup said...

....not her first wiener....

orbitup said...

The new mayonnaise filled hot dogs are very popular for some.

rpm2day said...

Oh I wish I was THAT Oscar Meyer Weiner!

Dan O. said...

Practice makes perfect.