Sunday, June 19, 2011

She's got it NAILED

Yes, he's historic, alright.

• First President to Violate the War Powers Act

• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels

• First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party

• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters

• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees

• First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places

• First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

• First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases

• First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

• First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago

• First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

• First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

• First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in Office

But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc.


Bella said...

^^^ I think I've had too many beers. Can someone translate for me?

wirecutter said...

She hates that cocksucker too, Sweetie.
It's all right, been there done that.

dhanna59 said...

And Speaker of the House Boehner goes golfing with the commie AND drinks beer with him after!
Let me tell you something, I drink with you, I like you. I drink with you and don't like you, somebody ain't gettin home tonite...

Stinkwilly said...

Wouldn't it be neat if "Boner"
had slipped the barkeep a hundred bucks to piss in fuckheads beer???? Either that or soak his "trouser worm" in it??

drjim said...

Great find, Ken!

TexasFred said...

Reposted, linked back, great find Kenny!

Don E. Chute said...

Read this first over at Texas Fred's. Mighty fine list of firsts you have! May I add another? Okeedoughkee I'll do it anyway...

First Mulatto President to serve 1 Term.

Aloha From Sunny Florida!

Bella said...

Thanks Kenny! I love it when someones got my back when I've had too many wobbly pops. Kisses. :)