Tuesday, June 28, 2011

They only had 68 rounds? That's budget cuts for you...

An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .. "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

- Stevienatt

4 comments:

Bella said...

Nothin' could be finer than to hit him 69'er in the mornin'...one must have missed

SOYLENT GREEN said...

Those lines from the cop and coroner are fantastic--too good to be true--but awesome.

I hope it's true, though.

SOYLENT GREEN said...

Okay, Snopes says it's real.
Awesome.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

ParaPacem said...

Hey, don't be hatin' on the poor Obama voter - he was just doing the jobs that Americans wouldn't do!
But on the bright side - even if Pedro is dead, he can still vote in all the upcoming elections.