CharlieGodammit is doing his usual 4th of July and New Years ritual - chasing bottle and sky rockets, the stupid fucker.
I have never had a dog that enjoyed shit like that as much as he does. All my other dogs would be at my feet severely sedated or needing to be on a night like tonight, but this silly motherfucker is outside having a blast. I'm serious, I've tried to call him in a couple of times but he just looks at me like "Yeah, right. This shit is better than getting laid. Fuck off."
Who's gonna argue with that? He's out for the night.