Tuesday, September 06, 2011

And the winner is........

* First President to Preside Over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the
United States Government

* First President to Violate the War Powers Act

* First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican
Drug Cartels

* First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally
Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

* First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease
Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

* First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From
a Third Party (insurance)

* First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs
-- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

* First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of
Companies to His Union Supporters

* First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act
Through Executive Fiat

* First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the
Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the U.S., Including Those With
Criminal Convictions"

* First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of
His Political Appointees

* First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into

* First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation
at Polling Places (at least if you are a Black Panther that is)

* First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being

* First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law
Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

* First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly
Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases

* First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State
They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

* First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath
to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc.)

* First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been
Properly Issued Years Ago

* First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for
Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

* First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies
Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

* First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First
Two-and-a-Half Years in Office

* But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc. What you meant to say is, "Apparently he will not rest until he has completely destroyed the United States of America!"

1 comment:

Tattoo Jim said...

Don't forget to mention "the current queen of the U.S." that he's married to... yeah, he's earned that one!!!