Saturday, October 22, 2011

And my ego takes another asskicking

Lisa is looking into my eyes after a passionate moment and tells me "You have very old eyes."
Still going with the romance thing and sweet nothings, I asked "Wisdom? Experience? What?"
"Naw, wrinkles and lines and shit. Old, you know?"

8 comments:

Bryn said...

ahhh..... true (and truthful) love....... :-)
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/ducks, runs & hides in nearest bunker..

If it's any consolation, my wife has frequently been asked "Is that your husband or your father...?"
Should I ask if that's happened to you....?
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...perhaps I shouldn't..... :-)

rpm2day said...

Funny how the ladies (God bless'm) get away with that. Once I told my wife she looked tired, and she did. Her response-"YOU MEAN I LOOK LIKE SHIT?" The dog and I promptly retired to the garage to live another day.

drjim said...

Yeah, but it doesn't really matter, Ken.
They're not "crow's feet", they're "character lines"!

SOYLENT GREEN said...

Hey, once you got it...

Skip said...

The 1,000 yard stare cannot be explained.

Stinkwilly said...

Nothin like a gal to rip your self esteem to shreds.........
and get away with it. LOL

Brian said...

Tell her she has old tits. See how that flies.

Fuck Obama.

dhanna59 said...

BRIAN, how about "O yea,well your tits look grapefruits in wool army socks"! That oughta get a check mate....