Rounding the corner today at the 99 Cent store today loaded down with an armful of rawhide bones for CharlieGodammit (we buy them 10 at a time) I damned near ran into an arab muslim couple with their headgear and arrogant attitude.
"HEY LISA, I SHOULDA WORE MY 'INFIDEL' T-SHIRT!!! WE GOT US SOME MUSLIMS UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TODAY!!!!"
Lisa, 3 aisles over, just smiled and winked. Gotta love a women that can tolerate me, you know?
The muslim dogs weren't nearly as tolerant, though. They shot me a dirty look and started muttering in some foreign tongue. I'll probably be beheaded or have a car bomb go off outside the house tonight.
But no, if I'd been anyplace but the 99 Cent store or Walmart, I wouldn't have used that language that loudly - Walmart because nobody in there speaks enough english to get offended and the 99 Cent store is...... well, the 99 Cent store.