Sunday, October 09, 2011

My kinda woman

I was walking from the door finishing off a cherry pastry when Lisa comes out of the bedroom, says "Oooh, cherry lips!" and comes over to get a taste.
We embrace, look deeply into each others' eyes and kiss again. In a moment of uncharacteristic tenderness, I held up my sugar coated fingers for her to lick.
"Uh-uh" she said as she wiggled out of my arms and went past "I don't know where else them motherfuckers been!"
She's even more like me than I am sometimes. Scary, I know.


Tattoo Jim said...

And did you feel a shift in the universe when she said that??? Shit like that is real spooky!!!

Deb said...

Get outta the way, Ken, Lisa just became my new idol.

Skip said...

Chick is way too smart.

dhanna59 said...

Dontcha hate it when your finger pokes through the toilet paper at work and in your haste to get done and back to work you forget to wash up? Dontcha Kenny? Huh?