Sunday, November 27, 2011

That was just mean.....

I'm on the computer reading my Right Wing/Terrorist blogs and Lisa's sitting on the couch doing her usual Sunday morning bullshit - reading the sales ads aloud - and I'm doing my usual Sunday morning bullshit - ignoring her - when I hear "Ruger Mini 14, $349......"
That got my attention.
"WHAT???!!!??? Fuck the truck payment, back in a couple of hours, Baby."
I launched myself out of my Bass Pro Camouflage Easy Chair and was stripping out of my kickback drawers when I looked at her.
She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. "Yeah, I figured that would get your attention, asshole. Don't tell me I don't know how to romance you."
Yeah. See how much romancing you're gonna get tonight, Sweetie.

7 comments:

Zilla/MJ said...

I think I like Miss Lisa. :)

Rich T said...

That's funny shit. She sounds like my wife.

Miguel said...

Women are sneaky that way. That is why we marry them :)

dhanna59 said...

Damn funny Kenny! half way thru I was thinkin I would send you a sack full of .223/5.56 blank ammo that I just happen to have in case you "needed" some....

Anonymous said...

Probably all she wants, eh?

LC LtC

Anonymous said...

Gottcha!
Paul in Texas

Oswald Bastable said...

Friends don't let friends buy Rugers.