Sunday, November 27, 2011

That was just mean.....

I'm on the computer reading my Right Wing/Terrorist blogs and Lisa's sitting on the couch doing her usual Sunday morning bullshit - reading the sales ads aloud - and I'm doing my usual Sunday morning bullshit - ignoring her - when I hear "Ruger Mini 14, $349......"
That got my attention.
"WHAT???!!!??? Fuck the truck payment, back in a couple of hours, Baby."
I launched myself out of my Bass Pro Camouflage Easy Chair and was stripping out of my kickback drawers when I looked at her.
She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. "Yeah, I figured that would get your attention, asshole. Don't tell me I don't know how to romance you."
Yeah. See how much romancing you're gonna get tonight, Sweetie.