Sunday, December 04, 2011

Give me a break, guys.

My first poll asked 'When you masturbate do you A) use a jizz rag, or B) let that shit fly' and in 24 hours had less than a hundred participants (in the poll, not a huge mutual masturbation fest) in 24 hours. The current poll asks what your choice of automatics you prefer and in 18 hours there's 140 participants.
Do you honestly expect me to believe that more of my male readers shoot than beat off?


MSgt B said...

I only beat off WHILE I'm shooting.

Beat that, motherfucker.


Anonymous said...

Quite obvious to me...the guy that shoot .45 also wank off. The rest don't have any balls.

TheMinuteman said...

No, it's just that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

This polls is an opinion.

The previous poll was preference.

While the two are closely related, no one really knocks someone else for just letting it fly or using a rag. Where as, "You use a 9, you fuckin pussy!"

Glenn B said...

I missed the first poll, it was already closed when I saw it. I definitely would have voted in it had it been open when I saw it. I beat it and shoot and readily admit I beat it more than I shoot. What can you expect otherwise in light of the fact that I have been married for 26 years.

As for that first poll, I am thinking there should have been a third option because I do both about equally. That is why they make Bounty paper towels super absorbent, isn't it?

All the best,

Mr. White, Reservoir Dog Groomer said...

1. There should indeed have been a third option in the first poll- (3) splat on your computer screen.

2. In the Great Caliber Poll - a lot of us who carried or used a .45 in the days of Southeast Asia's Tourism Heyday, now up in our years, have some problems, like arthritis and such, in joints, including the wrists... so we concentrate on putting as many 9mm rounds into the right places rather than hitting the .45 and having to Ace bandage the wrists for a week after.
Same thing causes some of us to downgrade from a 12 ga to a 16 or a 20. Old age comes to us all, but instead of giving up, you just adapt.

Stinkwilly said...

It all centers on what the surgeon general said a few years ago.......55% of the American males admitted
to masturbating, the other 45% lie like a bunch of sumbitches..,..hahahaha

rpm2day said...

You seem to have hit a nerve here, fellah. That said I shoot the heck out of my 9mm to stay in practise and because rounds are relatively cheap. But when I run a few mags through the 1911, well to paraprase Tom Cruise in "Risky Business" There is no substitute.