I'm reading online this morning that there's mystery folks paying off other folks Christmas layaways, there's people dropping gold coins in kettles, and what do we have here in Modesto?
Motherfucking Santas arrested for selling dope while collecting for the Salvation Army.
No shit, I was coming out of the Savemart this afternoon when I saw a cop roll up and arrest Santa, although he may not have been the real Santa because he was black. Anyways, I hang out to see what the deal was and when the Man did his search he came out with a great big wad of cash and a baggie full of rocks.
Hey, he was just multi-tasking, doing both his day and night jobs at the same time.