LMAO! I know what you're talking about though, when I was a kid I got chiggers in a sensitive location and my grandpa (who I hope didn't know the location before doing this) suggested a liberal application of Icy Hot. Needless to say, I couldn't get that shit off fast enough.
Truer words were never spoken, er, typed. Maybe you can get something out of it with a puppy-eyed pleading of "Can you kiss it and make it feel better?" ;-)
Ha! I was roasting some dried chili peppers the other night, and after I bagged 'em and put them in the fridge, I sat down and must have picked my nose or something, 'cus next thing I knew, my schnozz was lit up.
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