Monday, December 26, 2011

Uh huh. Pelosi's's secretly banging Barack while Mooch-elle is rubbing pee-pees with the Secret Service.


While President Obama Arrives in Hawaii Amidst Security and Fanfare, Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Slips Quietly into Big Island Resort

News that President Barack Obama arrived in Hawaii this weekend to join his wife Michelle and daughters Malia and Sasha in time for a Christmas holiday has been covered by news media worldwide.
The first family and their friends have been enjoying a reclusive 17-day holiday vacation in beach front homes in Kailua, Oahu.
But another powerful politician is here for the holidays as well, albeit on another island and with less media attention.
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, who served as Speaker of the House and is now head of the House minority, is once again spending her Christmas at the exotic Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at Historic Ka'upulehu in Kona on the island of Hawaii.
Pelosi reportedly plans to spend her Christmas Eve at midnight mass in St. Michael's Catholic Church in Kailua-Kona.

3 comments:

Ede Shiddendye said...

Nah, Pelosi spends her time at the bottom of a bottle of Kahlua.

Anybody ever try to turn up more evidence of obama having his grandma snuffed out after his secretive visits to her before his election, and her being held incommunicado in that hospital? One of the ex-Secret Service guys said it was because she was getting absent minded and was going to spill the beans about the bastard being born in Kenya, thus her sudden illness, his compassionate visit, and her death as soon as he was back on the mainland.
My friend Slobyskya assures me that this was a standard practice in the old Soviet Union.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE SUCH A DICK!!!! WONT YOU MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE AND FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF :)

Cheesy said...

I would consider it a complement to be called a dick by some whiny little pissant that hides behind "anonymous."
That being said, I really could have done without the mental image of zero and bela polosi doin the nasty...