Tuesday, January 31, 2012

You know she's up to something

Before you get your dicks all hard, the reason she's meeting you at the door dressed like that with her titties hanging out and a drink in her hand is because she's fixing to tell you that she's been diagnosed with clamydia and when they were testing for that she got a preggers test and she's going to have twins and no dear, Congratulations Daddy are NOT in order because you're not the daddy. The twins are bi-racial. Both of them. One is half black and the other is half Pakistani. She thinks he was Pakistani anyways. Maybe he was a Chinaman.
Oh yeah. She wrecked your truck when she swerved to try to miss your dog. Didn't do a very good job of that either, killed that poor motherfucker dead.