"Hey Bubba, I bought me some bling today, see?" Miss Lisa said, holding out her arm and displaying a gaudy ring and matching bracelet.
"Mmmm, that's nice. Why'd you buy that?" I asked, looking up from The Drudge Report or Pravda or Daily Mail Online or whatever news I was reading.
"Because it's Black Peoples' Month, that's why. I'm supporting it by buying some of their shit, man."
Black History Month, Black Peoples Month, Tomato, Tomahto.