Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sorry.....

A female Drill Instructor just loses something in the translation.

18 comments:

Bob said...

Maybe they put something in her food to keep her permanently PMS'd, the way they put saltpeter in the recruits' food.

MauserMedic said...

All three of my Drill Sergeants looked, and were, capable of handing out a serious ass-whipping without breaking a sweat. I guess the capability to be shrill and annoying is good enough theses days.

Chris Mallory said...

I had a few very limited encounters with female DI's back in my time in Air Force basic. They were still limited to working with the female training flights, but every once in a while you would run across one on base. Give me a 300 pound gorilla with bad breath who likes to whisper on the back of your neck how he is going to rip off your head and shit down your neck over one of those women any day.

Tango said...

haha, one would think so. I can tell you from personal experience that you want to run across one of them about as much as you want to run across a male drill instructor. They'll all turn your day into a nightmare on a whim!

Toaster 802 said...

If you think the pose loses something, wait until the screeching starts.

Gunny Ermie she ain't.

Don't get me wrong, I have more respect for her than 99% of the general population. Being a DI takes a special kind of tough, and you earn that hat, no one hands it to you. But trying not to smirk when screeched at was only possible by imagining what our Senior DI, Force Recon Vietnam purple heart wearing monster would do to me if I laughed at the shrieking harpy. That terror helped me keep a stone face.

In all fairness, I was asked at graduation if being yelled at bothered me. I said no, I had been yelled at all my life by the best, so it really didn't phase me. Gunney asked me who the person was that had provided such excellent conditioning for Marine Corps basic training, so I introduced him to my Mom...

Goodnight Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sargent Birch, wherever you are...

dhanna59 said...

Wirecutter, you and I both know that the military has been a haven for lesbians ever since they first let them in. If they weren't that way when they joined, it didn't take long for the dykes to get to 'em. I call em Joe-Hoes. My wife is one, still a commissined officer. Left 3 years ago. I now have more money saved than ever before in my lifetime...

Anonymous said...

She should be ugly and fat.

drjim said...

Can't be real. Too much makeup and those nails would never survive cleaning an M16!

wirecutter said...

Yet after just one month of no women, every one of those recruits are beating off and thinking about her.

cato said...

Don't know anything about her, except she's attractive, well muscled, focused and if you cut her, she will bleed Marine Green.

No better woman out there.

Semper Fi

Erinyes said...

How does she look in heels and hose with a whip?

Mr. Miracle said...

Wow. Talk about HARD charging! I would get down and give her twenty. Hell, ain't nothing wrong with women being DI's in my book, as long as they earn it. Nothing wrong with them being in a foxhole with me either, as long as they can shoot straight, bleed green (Army or Marine), and pull their weight. And now that we are in a perpetual war with Obama's real kin, there is an even chance that male POWs could be molested right along with any female POWs. Damn, if we could teach goats to shoot, most of our problems would be solved!

orbitup said...

My main DI was a woman. I swear she hated men.

That bitch loved her job!!

Holden McGroin said...

bullshit.

I do not care how tough they are or how loud they scream. Women as DIs, is one mroe effort of the pussy-whipped PC military of today, to make men and women the same. Not equal, mind you, but the same.
Some people wanted to rip into Santorum because he opposes women being in front lines in combat. He is right.
When women could not pass the same physical strength requirements as men, what was the solution? Right! Drop the requirements. Can't scale an eight foot wall sweetie? That's OK honey bunny, we'll drop it to six feet.
Fact is that even through the 'metrosexual' evolution, men are still hard wired to be the stronger, aggressive,warrior / defender / hunter types, and women are hard wired to be nurturing, care-giving and so on.
YES a woman can go grizzly; yes, a woman can handle a firearm very well. But put a 5'8 inch, 130 lb woman against an equal or larger male, and she will lose.

And honestly, although i haven't been around combat since the late 60s, IF I am pinned or wounded and bleeding and in harm's way, I would genuinely prefer a huge, muscular guy full of adrenaline and raging hatred for the enemy, to haul my ass out of the way.

Becky..AMHW said...

My husband had a female DI over 20 years ago. There was no question about it, she had the ability to kick your ass up, down and sideways.

He also had a female physician for physicals. Turn your head and cough. There was no question about her either. She had the ability to kick your ass up, down, and sideways with your balls literally in her hands.

sig94 said...

I'm with orbit. Taking the physical exam for LEO back in the 70's there were two standards; one for the men and the other for women and the near dead. All the female examiners looked like lesbos too. And don't think there won't be trouble when the dykes and men start angling for the same women.

steiner said...

I would hit it

Walter Zoomie said...

Please tell me my beloved Corps isn't using female DIs to train the enlisted males now.

Maybe at OCS, but not the MCRDs.

God no!