Sunday, March 25, 2012

It could be fun

Me and Miss Lisa was driving down the road talking about our upcoming nuptials, actually we we're laughing about it and she turned to me and said "You know what, this is becoming a fucking circus. You know anybody with a monkey?"
From there it went to hiring a clown, the Monster School Bus (see the earlier post), maybe getting one of those little clown cars and hire about 15 illegals to pile out of it because they're good at hiding in confined spaces, maybe a petting zoo but without the goats because we don't want any muslims crashing the wedding. After the illegals get finished doing the yard, maybe we can grease CharlieGodammit down with bacon grease and watch the kids try to catch him out there. Hell, we can even have a couple cockfights out in the backyard.
Scoring some Xanax off Mom was brilliant.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage.
Now how about, instead of hiring a clown, you hire an English teacher. "Lisa and me was...". It's "Lisa and I were..."

wirecutter said...

Huh. You're new here, huh?
Give me a break. I'm an Okie.

Oswald Bastable said...

Yep, hire an English teacher.

More fun to pour custard down their pants than it is to do so to a clown...

angrymike said...

Gonna dog ya without leaving his name, now that took balls.

wirecutter said...

Happens all the time, Mike. I'm always surprised when they DO leave a name.

A bootmaker in texas said...

and dont forget the midgets. they have a way of making any occasion more...festive ?

wirecutter said...

See, we were thinking of using the illegals for the midget toss because they're so scrawny. Save a few bucks that way too.

bootguy again said...

Oh yeah, i forgot...it is kalifornia. they most likely are organized huh ? but ya just cant beat em for fun.
and dont forget to use the fluorescent paintballs. Goes good w/ the xanx.