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Thursday, March 01, 2012

A nice relaxing day at the pool

- John

4 comments:

  1. Quick, throw in a Baby Ruth.....

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  2. Not that I would ever get into a pool so crowded with the effluvia of humanity, but if YOU ever find yourself in such a place, as the water slaps against your face and gets into your mouth and ears, remember the conversation I heard in a similar setting years ago.
    "Mom... MOM! I got to poop!"
    "That's fine, Billy, just do it in the water like everyone else does."

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  3. Which is why you'll never catch me in a hot tub or jacuzzi that I do not personally own. Too much strange jizz floating around.

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  4. Fuck that. That's just a petri dish on huge scale. God knows what kind of dick-shriveling diseases are swimming around in there.

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