Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Secret Service has their nose up Uncle Teds' ass now

WASHINGTON - The U.S. Secret Service is reportedly investigating faded '70s rock star Ted Nugent for his recent insistence he'll be "dead or in jail" in a year's time if President Barack Obama is re-elected in November.
At a convention of the National Rifle Association over the weekend, the longtime gun advocate compared Obama and the Democrats to a coyote who should be shot.
"It isn't the enemy that ruined America," he said as he reaffirmed his endorsement of Republican front-runner Mitt Romney.
"It's good people who bent over and let the enemy in. If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him."
He accused the Obama administration of being "evil" and "America-hating."
"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said angrily. "We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."
He then told his audience of proud gun-owners that if they failed to "clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration, I don't even know what you're made out of."
The Secret Service says it's aware of the weekend remarks and is looking into them.
The Romney campaign, meantime, attempted to distance itself from Nugent on Tuesday, undoubtedly regretting the former Massachusetts governor's comments last month to a Missouri radio show: "It's been fun getting to know Ted Nugent."
"Divisive language is offensive no matter what side of the political aisle it comes from," Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul said in an email to reporters. "Mitt Romney believes everyone needs to be civil."

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Let's see, the New Black Panthers offer a $10,000 reward in writing on a man's head and nobody does a fucking thing about it, but let Ted Nugent say something rhetorically about the Obamessiah and the Secret Service is investigating him.
Yeah, that sounds about right.

8 comments:

Stu said...

I would love to be a fly on the wall during that interview if the SS ever interviews Uncle Ted.

Secret Service.....SS...Hmmmmm

Brock Townsend said...

Pathetic. Screw them.

Erinyes said...

A better analogy than SS would be Gestapo.

drjim said...

YAY, TED!

Stinkwilly. said...

Fuck romney!!! He just kissed my vote goodbye for standing up and being a "elitist ass pussy"!!!!!
Distancing himself!! Really!! That just shows me what a motherfucking
new england asshole he really is. He should be standing next to Ted with one hand on his shoulder and shaking his hand with the other and inviting him to speak at the next rally. Fuck that perfumed up pussie. Ted for President!!!!!!!!!!

TheBronze said...

Mittens is a complete pussy.

Personally, I don't think he's got the chops to take it to Barry Soetoro.

Toaster 802 said...

I am really starting to think that Obama should win. Than we can revolt and return the country to the rule of the Constitution. Mitten's will just prolong the pain or get the pain for the meltdown and we will end up with a "demo-rat" dictator.

Ooops. I already got one.

We are Soooo fucked.

kerrcarto said...

Uncle Ted said today that he is meeting with them Thursday and is going to have a nice BBQ sit down. I would mind my manners if I was the Gestapo.

Uncle Ted for president!!

Fuck Obama.