Thursday, April 05, 2012

Coming soon to a government near you!

WHILE many believed it to be an April Fool's Day joke, Vladimir Putin has confirmed Russia has been testing mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
The futuristic weapons - which attack their victims' central nervous system - are being developed by scientists and could be used against Russia's enemies and even its own dissidents by the end of the decade.
Mr Putin has described the guns, which use electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens, as entirely new instruments for achieving political and strategic goals.
Plans to introduce the super-weapons were announced by Russian defence minister Anatoly Serdyukov.
While the technology has been around for some time, MrTsyganok said the guns were recently tested for crowd control purposes.
“When it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a hot frying pan," Mr Tsyganok said.
"Still, we know very little about this weapon and even special forces guys can hardly cope with it,'' he said.
Research into electromagnetic weapons has been carried out in the US and Russia since the '50s but it appears Putin has stolen a march on the US.
Precise details have not been revealed but previous research has shown that low-frequency waves or beams can affect brain cells, alter psychological states and make it possible to transmit suggestions and commands directly into someone's thoughts.


Anonymous said...

You know what else uses "electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens"? Yep, that cell phone you hold next to your head. You don't suppose ... ? Nah, couldn't be!

mugley said...

I wonder what it would do if you used it on one of those brainless idiots in DC?

Bootmaker said...

I saw this story on another site gonna leave the same comment here that i left there,( im not original, just consistent)and that is that im having a hard time digesting this one.
Putin is old school soviet(commiedelux), which means that he plays his cards close to the vest and would never discuss capability such as this, if they really had it.
makes me think that this story is either :
2)a smoke screen
3)or an attempt to 'keep up with the joneses' cause he saw our version of it on disc. channel last week.( which makes it bs too huh ? )

drjim said...

Easily done with microwaves at the correct frequency and a suitable power level.
Nothing to see here, move along.....

Father Confessor said...

Actually, we have the same thing.
nothing to do with zombies.
Just old fashioned. PAIN inducing shit

Cheesy said...

So, wrapping your head in tin foil might not be such a bad idea after all?