Thursday, April 26, 2012

Don't let the screen door hit you on your ass on the way out

(CNN) — She’s known to take discreet trips to Target and Baskin-Robbins, but first lady Michelle Obama said Thursday she’d still like more freedom to get out of the White House.
“Sometimes we can’t sneak out often on our own without security and motorcades and people with us,” Obama said at a “Take your Child to Work Day” held at the White House. She was explaining what she would change about being the nation’s first lady.
“It is hard to sneak around and do what you want,” Obama continued. “I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
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5 comments:

Goldenrod said...

Sounds great, just don't forget to take your piece of shit husband with you.

Chris said...

Anytime between now and the 20th of January next would be just fine with me you fat bitch!

Stinkwilly said...

What she would change about being the nations first lady!!! We know you'd like to be queen.
First thing is ...you're not a lady, and never will be a lady. You're more in kind to be like trailer trash with the emphasis on trash.

Anonymous said...

"Hit the road Jack ,and dont you come back no mo no mo no mo no mo!"

Heisenbug said...

That's a fantasy we all have, and there's nothing secret about it. Trash is welcome to fuck right off.