Lisa's sister is moving into a house closer to us and Lisa was over there tonight, coming back talking about the in-ground pool they have, then saying that we were welcome over any time to swim.
"Nah, that ain't happening. I don't swim unless I fall out of the boat."
"You don't like to swim? How come?"
"Water is only good for 3 things: Fishing, drinking and wading in to lose the bloodhounds."
"You are so fucking weird."