Saturday, June 02, 2012

Fun and games

I had some shopping to do today so I headed out while it was still cool to get it done and over with, but it looks like everybody else had the same idea. Fucking Walmart was packed, man.
Let me tell you what, if you want some cheap Saturday entertainment, go to the Walmart wearing a Fuck Obama T-shirt.
Man, here I am walking through the Walmart, armed with only my little pocket pistol, a half empty can of Copenhagen and 2 or 3 knives wearing this:

The fucking hatred was brutal. Here I am surrounded by all these disillusioned democrats, illegals and tweekers not to mention a disproportionate number of negroes, and every one of them was hostile. I mean, I couldn't really tell from the comments due to them either being spoken in mexican, ebonics or spat through toothless gums, but the looks on their faces said it all.
I made a half dozen trips around the store and the only thing I went for was an air mattress.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does Wal Mart sell the shirts??? Guess I could ask next time I am in there getting some 00.

Terry

Fuck Obama

WiscoDave said...

God Bless you, WC!! Surprised some of thm could figure out what it said.

Stinkwilly said...

Kenny, did you see some camel toes in Wally World or does your cc always show in your right pocket?

wirecutter said...

Hangin' low, Bro.

PatriotUSA said...

Awesome and THANK YOU for offending so many brainwashed morons.

Sounds like a 'fun time' for the most part.

When ever I have to be punished and spend time in Portland I ALWAYS wear some type of pro life, pro gun, supporting true conservative values T shirt and people just get all foamy at the mouth, stupid mad.

I always enjoy myself and fuck all the other people.

timbo said...

Wicked dude!
It would be tempting to make
that a regular Saturday outing.

angrymike said...

Haha, I this saw one today on a trucks tailgate -
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
I pulled up next to the guy gave a thumbs up, laughing, the guy smiled and returned the thumbs up.
There's not as many idiots here in Ohio ..........

rpm2day said...

I'd a shaken your fucking hand and asked loud and clear "where can I get one of these t-shirts!"

hiswiserangel said...

My husband's favorite past-time is walking through our Texas panhandle WalMarts at the first of the month in his US Border Patrol cap. Check-out lines empty quickly.

Anonymous said...

Off topic..

Have you ever considered emphasizing your French Fork? you'd be a triple threat with that ponytail.

BTW Love the shirt ;-)

Anonymous said...

Ha,ha,ha, keep up the good work,Fuck Obama and his ever shrinking fan club.

Toaster 802 said...

I'll have to get that shirt for the next time I head off to Burlington, Vermont. The red horde located there will hate it. I know, I lived rhere for many years...

Maybe I'll get lucky and run into the Socialist worker pawns on Church street hawking their butt ready rag of a paper. Or perhaps a trip into the peace and justice center for some incense...

Craig Cavanaugh said...

Wirecutter, you are fuckin' awesome : ) FUCK OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

I have a Border Patrol cap, too, and live in New Mexico.

A good time is had by all.

Glenn B said...

Nice shirt, and you could not have worn it at a much better location except maybe the welfare office. Then again, you got it just right because all those leeches on welfare are probably shopping at Wally World.

I have a fair collection of tees that piss off the uber leftists but I don't have that one. Where can I pick one up?

all the best,
Glenn B

CDP said...

That is absolutely hilarious!!

You need somebody following you around with a camcorder, that would have been some great video.

LOL, I love it.

Keep piss'in them off!!

Craig said...

You need to post a link where you bought that shirt, f'n awesome, man.

Robert Hewes said...

Awesome idea! I think you just got me a new hobby!

Lisa said...

That is fucking beautiful!!! lol
Just love it...

oh, and by the way...
fuck obama

Stretch said...

You are a friggin' god!
Do you clank when you walk?
Offend-A-Liberal is one of my favorite games.