still your lettuce?!?!I guess I need a course in ebonics.
Can't understand it.I tried but,Google doesn't do ebonics to English translation.
Another foreign language? Obviously, public education is failing.
Although I moved to Indiana a few weeks ago, before that I lived in metro Detroit for about 7 years. Let me try and translate this.-He is a dear friend of mine.-All of the female turtles adore him.-He was at home along in his cage and and when I came back he was gone.-I'm pretty upset about this.-When I find you I will pole you in your eye and burn down your house.-I will also have sex with your female companion and steal all of your lettuce.-Please return him to his home as it makes me very sad to be away from him.
Steal your lettuce (cash).But he does say please.
That reminds me of a scene from the movie "Airplane" with Leslie Nielson. A little old woman was translating jive
For anyone who wants a hilarious lesson in Ebonics, do a web search in your favorite browser for "Boo Got Shot". The audio speaks for itself. Brad
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