Sunday, June 17, 2012

I'm predicting riots in Montreal, Toronto and Moosenuts

Okay, MissK sent this in and is having a goddamned fit wanting to know just in the hell is the person responsible for this fucking outrage? You know she's pissed when she's cussing in French, English and maybe some eskimo dialect.
Apparently, since the news about this sundae broke a week or so ago, the Canadians have been patiently waiting with straws and spoons in hand for the Canadian debut, but now this? That's fucked up, man. I'm glad us Americans have it covered under the 'Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness' thing.

Despite Canada’s love for bacon, Burger King’s new bacon sundae, which has captured the attention of devout bacon lovers and the health conscious alike, won’t be debuting in Canada any time soon, according to a company spokesperson.
On Wednesday, the burger company announced the expansion across the United States of its vanilla ice cream sundae, topped with fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and of course, a strip of bacon (a “thick-cut, hardwood smoked bacon garnish,” Burger King said).
The greasy dessert was originally launched in Nashville, Tenn., earlier this year and will begin selling nation-wide in the U.S. this week.
Wednesday’s announcement garnered mixed reaction from the Twitterverse, ranging from pure excitement to disgust.