I just love my Mother-in-law to pieces.
She's out here again looking for a house to buy and staying with us. Tonight Lisa and her came back from looking at yet another motherfucking house with no luck and Lisa came up with this brilliant plan that they would buy something cheaper and rent it to us until they came out here or something, I don't know, I was laughing too hard. "That ain't gonna work, man. If Sue gets pissed at me, I'll get evicted straightaway. I ain't real stupid, ya know."
Sue turns around and smiles. "I wouldn't evict ya, son. I'd just kill ya."