Friday, July 06, 2012

Obama kills supporter

Ohio diner owner dies hours after Obama visit

Friday morning, President Barack Obama ate a breakfast of eggs, bacon and wheat toast at Josephine "Ann" Harris' restaurant in Akron, Ohio. She met the president, and embraced him. A few hours later, she was dead. The Akron Beacon Journal said Harris, 70, apparently succumbed to a heart attack.
Obama, winging his way back to Washington aboard Air Force One, telephoned her daughter, Wilma Parsons, according to White House press secretary Jay Carney.


Don't worry Ann, you can still vote for the cocksucker!


drjim said...

And I'm sure 0bummer will make sure she does!

Toejam said...

Died of a heart attack?

Maybe, but

Check her out for traces of Plutonium just in case.

Kerodin said...

Now that headline is just plain funny.


hiswiserangel said...

My mom has been saying for years that he'd suck the life out of the country one American at a time.... always listen to mom.

timbo said...

Hiswiserangel - brilliant comment!