"Now son, while I admire your passion for pork, you might want to wait till its cooked next time"
...he would be stuffing his face with pig meat... yapYou should teach him how to cook it first though ;-)
I think your supposed to take the mountain oysters off the hog first.
faceplant in a pigs ass poor fellaMissK nice gun
'bacon's not done yet!'
"He broke his neck falling face first into a pig's ass" is pretty high up on the list of shit I wouldn't want to have on a headstone.
Post a Comment