Friday, August 31, 2012

Motherfuckers need to do some serious range work

At least 10 people were wounded in shootings throughout the city – mainly on the South Side – Thursday night and Friday morning. Since last Thursday, at least 82 people have been wounded or killed in shootings in Chicago.
The most violent shooting overnight occurred at 12:48 a.m. in the 100 block of East 60th Street in the Washington Park neighborhood. Police said five men — all in their 20s — were standing outside when a white vehicle drove by and someone inside opened fire.
A 23-year-old man was shot in the side, a 24-year-old man was shot in the knee and thigh, a 29-year-old man was shot in the hand, another 29-year-old was also shot in the hand, and a man described only as being in his 20s was shot in the foot, according to police. According to Fire Media Affairs, one man was in critical condition and four others were in stable condition.
Another drive-by shooting with multiple victims took place about 3:45 a.m. in the 2600 block of West LeMoyne Street, in the West Town neighborhood.
A 25-year-old man was shot in the arm and leg and a 26-year-old man was shot in the arm. Both men were taken in good condition to John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital of Cook County.
www.weaselzipper.us

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Doesn't anybody get shot in the head or chest in Chicago?
See, when you hold a gun sideways it might look cool to an ignorant motherfucker that doesn't shoot but it plays hell with your aim.

9 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

Maybe you need to re-run the side-sights post. Help the brothers out. Boost their efficiency...

drjim said...

I'm just glad the crazy motherfuckers DON'T know how to shoot.

angrymike said...

Hiswiserangel
Your absolutely right, maybe we can get K to produce those sights at the III arms plant, I think they would be a big seller in urban settings........
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500nitro said...

good one angel

Huckleberry said...

It is hard to get off a good shot while your pistol is sideways and your holding up your pants with the other hand.

500nitro said...

spray and pray

Steve said...

There can't possibly be any shootings in Chicago. It's a gun control paradise!

Every gun control fanatic should be forced to live there.

Oswald Bastable said...

It's even harder when you are filling your pants at the same time!

Robert Fowler said...

Steve said...
Every gun control fanatic should be forced to live there.

Yep, starting with the crazy bitch Joan. A nice little place on the south side.