Friday, August 17, 2012

My excitement for the day

So I'm on Highway 132 on my way home today doing about 75 and there's a white fucking slug up in front of me barely doing the speed limit which is 55, by the way. I slide up behind him and it's a fucking Prius, man - The Official Car of the Liberal and I'll be damned if it wasn't flying an Obama sticker right in my face.
Fuck that shit, man.
You gotta know that 132 is a two lane road with a couple of passing lanes a few miles apart and it's pretty much straight for the most part so you can see forever, there not being any trees around here. Oh yeah, it's also heavily traveled depending on the time of the day.
So anyways, I figured that turnabout was fair play so I pulled out to pass him so he could look at my Fuck Obama sticker on my tailgate for a few miles. Fucking asshole - me, not him. So I pulled out to pass and..... Man, I have no idea where that fucking semi came from..... scared the fuck out of that driver, though. At least he knows his brakes and horn work but I'd hate to be the poor bastard that had to unload that trailer.
Yeah man, all of a sudden I looked up from my can of Copenhagen and holy shit I knew at that moment what a bug must feel like. So what did I do? I reached up to turn the stereo down and did my damnedest to run that Prius off the road. Turn the stereo down? Seriously? What the fuck was that all about? Was I wanting to hear the crunch of all those batteries or what?
By the time I got my shit together and looked in the rear view mirror I had slowed to about 50 but that Prius was way the fuck back and the truck was pulling over to the shoulder of the road.
Fucking liberals......

10 comments:

Tony Turner said...

Dude, you crack me up...

BTW: FUCK Obama

Anonymous said...

So lets revue, you break the law, put the lives of other people in danger, damn neer kill people. and it everybodys fault but yours? AND. The guy who was DOING THE SPEED LIMIT is an asshole? What if you killed a kid? My kid? Maybee you should stop bitchin' abut niggers till you stop acting like 'em.

Toejam said...

55 mph the legal limit right?

Then ya can't bitch at the guy for obeying the law.

Even if the douche was displaying an Obungler, Socialist sticker. He was obeying the law.

That gives you 2 options.

Stay behind him or pass him. You tried the second and it turned out to be bad. I can see you being pissed at the Prius driver at the time.

In the long run write to the State DOT and try to get the limit upped.

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear you.re ok. I've read somewhere that people turn down the stereo as a reaction to stress inducing incidents. Part of the body's process to reduce outside stimuli and prepare for fight or flight.

OB55

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha, There`s a fruit around here that drive`s one of those fuckin thing`s to .This one is blue and every available inch of space is covered with Obama and rainbow decal`s. They're out now!. This Pee Wee Herman lookin dude drivin it ,all scrunched down like he's tryin to hide. My truck is a 3500 Dura/Max,so when I pass him I'll let all the way out of it for a second , then nail it to the fuckin floor and belch all that black soot in his stupid fuckin face.

wirecutter said...

Anon #1 - the remark about liberals was an attempt at humor, you stupid fucker.
And if you've ever been on that road you'd know that the speed limit is ignored by everybody and you stand a real good chance of getting rear-ended doing 70 much less 55.
Even the CHP doesn't ticket anybody doing under 70.
And I was blaming myself, just in a humorous way.....

Really though, five misspellings in that simple little rant? Tsk tsk. Public skools DO suck, huh?

Now excuse me while I have my morning coffee.

Huckleberry said...

I just hope he got an eyeful of that fuck Obama bumper sticker and Im sure the trucker had a good laugh after he shook the shit out them BVD's,

Randy said...

Dumbass, I like you, but that was dumbass.

hiswiserangel said...

Okay, Anonymous #1, I'm assuming you're not a regular around here for a couple of reasons. First, you didn't get WC's humor; second, you don't get that he's OUR Wirecutter. We can mess with him, but someone too chickenshit to post with a name, isn't allowed to mess with him. And don't ya just love it when someone you feel superior to takes you to school?

MissK said...

~snicker~ Wiserangel <3 ...and that's why we love you girl, and Wirecutter too ;-)