Sunday, August 12, 2012

Uh, I'm pretty sure you can outrun him, Stud.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Proof that donut shop stories about some cop`s are true. That`s pathetic to let yourself get in that kind of shape. Digging his own grave with his teeth.

MissK said...

He's probably never seen his weenie in years. Even standing in front of the mirror, he would have to be hung like a horse for anything to peek out from under there, oh God! he doesn't even have room for a boner. And I'd be willing to bet that having a piss is a fucking crapshoot... Ewwwwww!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, saw a comment about fat LEOS somewhere: DON'T PISS OFF FAT COPS - IF YOU RUN, THEY'D RATHER SHOOT YOU AND FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK THEN CHASE YOU.

Or something like that.

Toejam said...

Strange,

That cop looks like Michael Moore without glasses.

Anonymous said...

I have seen this cop before. He was/is on the Bellevue, Nebraska police department. The now ex police chief in Bellevue, a real wingnut on his own, fired this guy but now I cannot remember if he has been reinstated or not. The police department there was a real mess and the police chief who was recently fired and is trying to stay out of jail himself cost the city many $$$$ in lawsuits that have not all been settled.

Fred G

Anonymous said...

Looks like the cops in Knoxville, Tn. The two that I saw, their asses were so big they had to turn sideways so that their pistol and tazer wouldn't hit the door posts coming into truckstop.

drjim said...

I didn't know they made cop uniforms that big....

hiswiserangel said...

Our local sheriff is a Chicago PD transplant that makes that dude look like Michael Phelps.

And Miss K, just ewwwww. How did you manage to type all of that without gagging. The visual, oh God, make it stop....

Anonymous said...

Pee? How the hell does he wipe his ass?
Montanasmama

stevemag said...

He surely does have a shit locker comparable to mikey mooore. And four man tent for a shirt . Fat sweaty hippo

Joe Texan said...

I recognized that guy from the Bellevue, NE police force. I wonder if my youngest son knows that kid. My son would have had the same expression on his face.