Joshua Flaherty of New Brunswick, NJ passed away at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital late Monday night due to Sepsis, a bacterial infection resulting from a gastrointestinal perforation, following the rectal insertion of precisely 10 pounds of hickory smoked bacon.
“Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted,” said Flaherty’s mother Linda. “When he told me about the project, I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”
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Thanks (I think) to Rick for the tip.
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Sure, what could go wrong with shoving 10 pounds of bacon up your ass?
And I got news for you, you blasphemous son of a bitch, if you can fit 10 pounds of meat up your ass you've got bigger problems than you're letting on. Can you say closet?
Stupid motherfucker.....
15 comments:
"It’s just that there’s no need to fake an orgasm every time someone posts a picture of bacon."
hmmm.. Wirecutter?
OMG, seriously, couldn't he have picked something completely inedible like cottage cheese or boiled cabbage?
~snicker~ Wiserangel
Sorry, but MissK's profile pict completely took my mind off the...what was this post about?
I hate him because he defiled and wasted good bacon. Josh is a smart kid?
Cottage cheese or boiled cabbage?
You need to make horror movies with that imagination girl!
Yea! Hi rpm, as a bona fide graduate with a movie making degree, I may just do that. ;-)
Or stop by...
Wasted meat, Kerrcarto?
rpm, or stop by? when and where...
Um, I don't know if you've been informed, rpm, but MissK and I have been sent to the naughty corner and wirecutter told us to take you too. Ready? Oh and we have to return you in one piece.
I hope it's a nice comfy corner, with the lighting just right....
Ladies, I'm in if RPM cant handle it. I lived with a real redhead for a full year so I do have some experience with you crazy women...........:-)
Assholes (the anatomical kind) are one way streets with a big Green "EXIT" sign over them.
BTW- this story has been debunked and is officially a hoax.
I just have one question. Did this fool take the bacon out of the package before he inserted it?
Maybe the bacon wasn't completely wasted, it did take one dumbass;>) out of the gene pool.
Fuck obama
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