Every time I have to write then or than, in my head I hear "I would rather cuddle then have sex". If you use the wrong one you aren't getting any.
Stealing this and using it every fucking chance I get.
My absolute favorite part is the lesson on "there, they're and their". I can just see Prof. Wirecutter teaching grammar for idiots.
Good piece, maybe it'll edumicate some illerate dumbasses. Now, HWA & WC, where is the post in regard to hyphens (i.e., They're, I'll, we're, It's, etc., Oh, almost forgot Ya'll)?
I would love to shake the hand of the fine person who came up with this!!
DT - I just hang e'm where they look right.
DT, apostrophes, sugar. But love ya anyway.
That shit pisses me off to no end. I always ask myself when I see that shit, "Do you really have that little respect for yourself than to present yourself to the world as an ignorant fucktard?!" Like the jackass here in town trying to sell a truck "wit som 22s an a thumpin system. U can text me 4 pics, UR gonna like what you see." BAH! I'd never buy anything from such an ignorant dumbass.
HWA, I'm too damn dumm to know that big word. Hell, at first I thought it had to do with the Star Gods or something along those lines?!?
Craig, if you did want to buy the damn thing you would need an inter, er, interpet, um, some getto speaking mother f'er to do the deal for you because you sure as heck would not have a clue what you were "bumping" on in the end.
I agree with all of your examples; however, I take issue with your statement"shit my pants." Shit in this sentence is a verb. That means that the pants were up your ass and you shit them. If you had shit "in your pants", then you would have had your pants on and shit in them. I really think this is what you meant to say. Thank you for all your hard work.
Ya-all a bunch of grammar Nazi's.........
The one that shows illiteracy at it's finest."Loosing".I see that one every day on the internet and it makes me want to slap people.
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