Saturday, October 06, 2012

Goddamnit

I figured I just had a touch of something yesterday, but it was just touching me yesterday today it hammered me with a roundhouse.
Lisa's got the house opened up airing it out, temps are in the low 70s for a change and I'm wrapped up in a poncho liner freezing my ass off.
I asked Lisa if she'd do me a favor and run into the bedroom, get my 45 and shoot me twice in the back of the head but she refused even though I asked her nicely. I hope CharlieGodammit pisses on her used table.
So I guess I'm going to spend as much of my day as possible here in my Camouflaged Bass Pro Easy Chair spewing germs and bacteria everywhere.

21 comments:

PISSED said...

Damn.. my blog is contageous huh?

hiswiserangel said...

I still say it's a government conspiracy to take you bloggers out of action...

rpm2day said...

It's because you quit drinking. I'm as healthy as a horse and almost as smart as one.
Buurrp.

Alright, get well soon.

MissK said...

I would say so Irish, very contagious... I'm still relying on that damn cough syrup :P

...I think AngryMike pretty much nailed it... ;-)

Hope you feel better soon Wirecutter, get some rest :-)

MissK said...

I have been getting more and more government hits Angel. And all those phone clicks we get... makes you wonder... DAMN!!!

They're on to us ;-)

hiswiserangel said...

They just want to hear a French woman and a Texas woman try to understand each other's accents.

Where have you been rpm? You've been greatly missed. I almost got in trouble yesterday harassing WC because you weren't here to play with.

rpm2day said...

Those phone clicks are 900 numbers calling you back!

hiswiserangel said...

Damn, I haven't seen a penny of that money, how about you MissK?

rpm2day said...

My credit card was denied. But it was good while it lasted. Thanks.

MadMarlin said...

Hope you get to feeling better but if Miss Lisa does off you.... can I have your get kit and supplies??? :P

angrymike said...

Poor guy, I've been there. You feel like its an outer body experience, a very bad outer body experience ........;(

Buckaroo said...

Get better soon, hoss.

Anonymous said...

Soooo, let me see if I got this right. You feel like you are about to die....and are half afraid you won't.

hbbill
Somewhere behind enemy lines,
Peoples Republik of Kalifornistan

Stretch said...

I strongly recommend any of the Celtic Cough Medicines. No need to use anything older than 8 years old given your condition.

hiswiserangel said...

I keep checking in to make sure you're still posting and updating comments. When the site goes dark, we'll know you succumbed. Go with the Celtic cough medicine. Or the Tennessee version.

Dean Carder said...

I've been coughing, hackling and gagging for a month and a half. Every night I come home to find the bedroom windows open and the fan blowing. I come home two nights ago and the bedroom temperature was 52 and she had a sheet on and fan blowing over her. I shut the damn windows, killed the fan and went to bed. Take every woman in the world, put them in a bag, reach in and pull one out and nothing would change.

Deb said...

Too much MD 20/20, huh? Wuss.

Glenn B said...

Feel better sooner than later.

travelin lite and well heeled said...

52 shit man i would be turning on the ac ;)

only a biker knows why a dog puts his head out the window

davecydell said...

Piss
CGD
Piss

RangerNick said...

Drink whiskey, you'll feel better in no time.