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Saturday, October 06, 2012

Goddamnit

I figured I just had a touch of something yesterday, but it was just touching me yesterday today it hammered me with a roundhouse.
Lisa's got the house opened up airing it out, temps are in the low 70s for a change and I'm wrapped up in a poncho liner freezing my ass off.
I asked Lisa if she'd do me a favor and run into the bedroom, get my 45 and shoot me twice in the back of the head but she refused even though I asked her nicely. I hope CharlieGodammit pisses on her used table.
So I guess I'm going to spend as much of my day as possible here in my Camouflaged Bass Pro Easy Chair spewing germs and bacteria everywhere.

21 comments:

  1. Damn.. my blog is contageous huh?

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  2. I still say it's a government conspiracy to take you bloggers out of action...

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  3. It's because you quit drinking. I'm as healthy as a horse and almost as smart as one.
    Buurrp.

    Alright, get well soon.

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  4. I would say so Irish, very contagious... I'm still relying on that damn cough syrup :P

    ...I think AngryMike pretty much nailed it... ;-)

    Hope you feel better soon Wirecutter, get some rest :-)

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  5. I have been getting more and more government hits Angel. And all those phone clicks we get... makes you wonder... DAMN!!!

    They're on to us ;-)

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  6. They just want to hear a French woman and a Texas woman try to understand each other's accents.

    Where have you been rpm? You've been greatly missed. I almost got in trouble yesterday harassing WC because you weren't here to play with.

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  7. Those phone clicks are 900 numbers calling you back!

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  8. Damn, I haven't seen a penny of that money, how about you MissK?

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  9. My credit card was denied. But it was good while it lasted. Thanks.

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  10. Hope you get to feeling better but if Miss Lisa does off you.... can I have your get kit and supplies??? :P

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  11. Poor guy, I've been there. You feel like its an outer body experience, a very bad outer body experience ........;(

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  12. Get better soon, hoss.

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  13. Soooo, let me see if I got this right. You feel like you are about to die....and are half afraid you won't.

    hbbill
    Somewhere behind enemy lines,
    Peoples Republik of Kalifornistan

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  14. I strongly recommend any of the Celtic Cough Medicines. No need to use anything older than 8 years old given your condition.

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  15. I keep checking in to make sure you're still posting and updating comments. When the site goes dark, we'll know you succumbed. Go with the Celtic cough medicine. Or the Tennessee version.

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  16. I've been coughing, hackling and gagging for a month and a half. Every night I come home to find the bedroom windows open and the fan blowing. I come home two nights ago and the bedroom temperature was 52 and she had a sheet on and fan blowing over her. I shut the damn windows, killed the fan and went to bed. Take every woman in the world, put them in a bag, reach in and pull one out and nothing would change.

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  17. Too much MD 20/20, huh? Wuss.

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  18. travelin lite and well heeledOctober 6, 2012 at 9:50 PM

    52 shit man i would be turning on the ac ;)

    only a biker knows why a dog puts his head out the window

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  19. Drink whiskey, you'll feel better in no time.

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