Friday, October 05, 2012

Miss Lisa's birthday present

I couldn't afford to get her something new without cutting into my ammo budget so I had to go down and buy her this old fucking used table.
Oh well, maybe next year I can afford to go the Walmart or a gun shop for a real birthday present.



 

35 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

That's gorgeous! And she obviously LOVES antiques....

wirecutter said...

Start talking shit about my age and I'll ban you before dark, Wiserangel.
Nice avitar.

wirecutter said...

Wait, what's gorgeous? The used table or my KL branding iron?

hiswiserangel said...

KL branding iron?! Kinky...

The table is gorgeous, is that a marble top? And I didn't say a word about your age....

wirecutter said...

And she obviously LOVES antiques....
Uh-huh. I'm smarter than the average dog turd, ya know.

Sarthurk said...

Looks like you could stash a bunch of ammo in there! Good score!

hiswiserangel said...

I can't help it if you're touchy about your age... I was just saying she likes old well-used things around the house. 0:-)

wirecutter said...

Oh, you are really pushing it.

hiswiserangel said...

I'm sorry, I'm done.
Not fair picking on someone who's sick. At your age, a cold could be serious...

The 'old' lady...Lisa said...

I am so lucky HWA....I do love antiques...or really old things...yes baby that includes you...you are an oldie but a goodie...now lets talk more about the KL branding iron...or is it time for my next birthday spankin?....oh Ken honey.....; P

Lisa said...

or is it time to take your temp again? : P

wirecutter said...

Enough out of you, Woman. Have you forgotten that I'm the King of this household?
Well okay, CharlieGodammit is but I run a close second.

Glenn B said...

Happy b'day to Miss Lisa.

Tonight I am going out to get myself a nice b'day present.

Swamprat said...

I would bet good money you got a "Hint" she might like that. Smart guy, pickin up on them hints.
That marriage just might last. :-)
Cool lookin table too!!!

hiswiserangel said...

I'm just really glad I didn't go with my original comment about old, hand-polished wood...

wirecutter said...

God, I'm getting a fucking headache.....

hiswiserangel said...

That old ploy only works for girls, wc... Miss Lisa ain't gonna care. ;-)

Devil Tong said...

Damn Wire, is CGD chewing on your leg too while all this abuse is being administered? I guess this is what we get for trying to do the right thing! In all sincerity, I would buy that in a heartbeat for my gal, good job Wire.

Diane, Anglesey, UK said...

"Miss Lisa ain't gonna care. ;-)"

As long as the old, hand-polished wood hasn't got woodworm..... :-)

Ken, I'm glad I'm a few thousand miles away, I suspect you could still outrun my disability scooter!

Lisa said...

Glenn I appreciate your consideration...not everyman sees it that way....Please feel free to get something nice, and expensive! Now ladies, I am in charge of the wood polishin'...: p it's a tough job...hard to handle...but I got this. What a fun birthday..or I am just too damn easily entertained!

Sara said...

Happy birthday Lisa!

Stinkwilly said...

Happy B/Day Lisa. WC, I saw one just like that on Antique Roadshow
and they appraised that at......

angrymike said...

Hope it isn't a rectal thermometer.........hehe......;)

Skip said...

Nice table!
Not big enough for cleanin' guns though.
Happy birthday Mrs. Lane.

Glenn B said...

Lisa,

Last year I was none too sure I would see my b'day, this year I am pretty happy about making another one even though I am edging further and futher from middle age and closer and closer toward old age. I figured I deserved something nice from myself for making it so far. I had a few hard ciders at the local pub.

Do yourself a favor and get something nice for yourself, maybe something a you can snuggle up to. Something not as old as Ken, that is young and cuddly with a lot of life and that is feelings its youth and that can help keep you warm on a chilly autumn night.

No, no, no Ken - put away the Bowie knife! You don't have to be thinking about cutting my nuts off, I was talking about a puppy not a young stud.

Happy Birthday Miss Lisa. October 5 is a great day, isn't it!

All the best,
Glenn B

Vernon said...

HWR, you are sooooooo bad!

VJ

MSgt B said...

This comment thread should win a prize.

Definitely the gun store next year, a little .38 snubby would fit nicely into one of those drawers.



Keep posting nice pics like that and you're going to lose your redneck street cred, Wirecutter.

hiswiserangel said...

Thank you Vernon.... I think. 0;-)

SierraCheryl III said...

I think the table is lovely and a wonderful birthday present. Happy belated birthday, Mrs. Lane.

Lisa said...

Late to the party, but hope ya had a great birthday Lisa!
That is a nice table, hell of a lot nicer than anything you could buy at Walmart.

timbo said...

Ah yes - real wood. Nice purchase.

Happy B-Day to you too Glenn B

Deb said...

I'm staying out of the wood discussion. Plastic is much more durable and sanitary.

Everett said...

Would you please put the vase in the MIDDLE of the damn table? I keep coming back to see if it moved yet!

Happy b-day ma'am.

Walter Zoomie said...

Damn.

I bet you got 37 "decorative" pillows on your bed too.

:(





;)

SOYLENT GREEN said...

Happy belated B-Day, Lisa.