We got a fake tree up, we got garland, we got lights, we got about a thousand little ceramic houses with lights inside, we got us a fucking miniature village nestled on a pad of cotton.
We also got so much of our regular shit out in the Justice Shed til after Christmas that I don't have room for a single criminal or homeless dude even if I were able to trap another one.
This only started happening last year when Miss Lisa moved in. Before, when it was just me and CharlieGodammit my Christmas decorating consisted of chucking a couple of extra beer cans out in the front yard. Now I've got so much light in my living room that I can read without my lamp. It's a good thing too or else I'd fall and break a hip while trying to navigate around all this shit at night.
On the plus side, I did find my side angle grinder under the Christian Holiday Tree (I told you, I'm all PC now) out in the garage.