Friday, November 23, 2012

CharlieGodammit is fine. The damned dog is fine!!!

Jesus, more people are concerned about the damned dog than me: "Yeah, dug your blog, is everything okay with CharlieGodammit?" or how about "Enjoyed your 'unique' view of the world, but especially loved your posts about CGD. We'll miss him." My favorite: "You were an asshole. Hug CGD for me."
Well, fuck you.
He's still alive and still has his nose stuck up Lisa's ass.
Here's a picture of the mutt to prove it:

See the remants of the rawhide bone in the background? Motherfucker chews them apart like that in about 10 minutes and then wants another whole one. That's what he's wanting now.

And here's what he's gonna look like after I skin him out and stretch his hide on the floor if he don't quit pestering me:

28 comments:

da_truth36 said...

Welcome back Ken

Glenn B said...

How the fuck are you and the missus? I never once doubted you would be taking good care of CGD, my concern was that you were taking good care of yourself and your old lady but especially of yourself since you sounded pretty down in that last post a while back. Nice to see you back at it.

All the best,
Glenn B

MrG's said...

Glad CGD is ok and am glad you stuck your blog out for a bit

orbitup said...

Well how are you doing? Some of us worry about that.

PISSED said...

Glad to see you and CGD are well :)

wirecutter said...

Don't be jizzing all over yourselves just yet. I still haven't figured it out completely, I just got tired of all the goddamned emails asking about the dog.

angrymike said...

Glad to see CGD is ok..........;)

MissK said...

Glad to see you post Wirecutter, even if you not sure yet. And btw CGD is as handsome as ever ;-)

hiswiserangel said...

Can girls do that?! Jizz on themselves?! Really?! Baby steps, wc, baby steps...

Oh, and damn that's a good looking pup!

And the captcha, nice....

wirecutter said...

Wiserangel - just because you're a world class blogger now, watch yourself over here. We don't go for that kind of shit from a lady.
I'll ban your ass in a fucking New York minute.

MissK said...

Ah.. talk of banning for the master... The balance has been restored.. ;-)

Skip said...

Question Ken,
It seems as CGD is a yard/house dog.
Have you let him out in a meadow or woods? Does he come back to a call or whistle?
Mine wouldn't so he don't get to go anymore. Pisses me off.
Fuck Obama.

AlanD said...

You have our respect sir, follow your heart and do what you must! We are here if you need us.

MissK said...

...and me with my typos :P "from, not for" oops

wirecutter said...

In town he'll wander off, but up in the hills away from people he stays within sight and comes when called. I don't take him up much though because I'm afraid some dumbass city boy will take him for a coyote and shoot him. I've gone through a dozen safety orange doggie vests, he just rips them off.

Anonymous said...

Safety orange hair dye. :)

Everybody needs to unplug for a while now and then, just to keep what little sanity they have left. Hope things are good with you and yours.

Kel

Brian In Florida said...

Welcome back Charlie God Dammit, glad you got your human back on-line. Dam Dog, took ya long enough. Happy Thanksgiving to ya.

Spiro said...

That is a good looking dog, hope your back for good.

Paladin said...

CGD looks alot like the dog I had as a kid. Half Great Dane and Half German Shepherd, with a tail I'm convinced could break a cinderblock. It was like being around someone swinging a baseball bat right at crotch level.

He's meet me every day when I'd get off the school bus at the end of our road. I'd have to cover my junk with a schoolbook or suffer the consequences...

Good times.

michigan doug said...

thank God CGD is ok. i was worried sick.

Anonymous said...

Kenny,

You remind me of Rodney Dangerfield-

say it with me folks-

"I don't get no respect....'

greenman227

ps seen you lurking here and there
pps how's the other pup doing?

Anonymous said...

welcome back

hiswiserangel said...

Good morning, wirecutter, good to see it wasn't all a dream...

I'll behave. Can't get banned on your first day back.

MissK said...

Breathing a sigh of relief... or is that even safe? ;-)

Good to have you back WC :-)

Angel, Lots more opportunities to get banned girl, and now you get to return the favor... if you so choose :D

Use your powers wisely... hehe

Sara said...

Nice to see you back (hopefully)!

rpm2day said...

Reading these comments reminds me of a family reunion. Y'know, the cussing, bickering, threats...
Warms my heart.

Welcome back, man.

MSgt B said...

CGD's lookin' good.

Knew you couldn't shut up longer than a week.
Good to hear from you again.

Deb said...

Thank Buddha CGD is alive, well and woofing down rawhides. Haven't slept in weeks worrying about him.

Oh yeah, hope you are OK too.