Well, fuck you.
He's still alive and still has his nose stuck up Lisa's ass.
Here's a picture of the mutt to prove it:
See the remants of the rawhide bone in the background? Motherfucker chews them apart like that in about 10 minutes and then wants another whole one. That's what he's wanting now.
And here's what he's gonna look like after I skin him out and stretch his hide on the floor if he don't quit pestering me:
