Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Before I even had my coffee......

Standing in line at the 7-11 this morning waiting to pay for my morning paper I heard this cholo mexican chick talking to Lalo the clerk.
"Our people say the world is going to end on December 21st so I maxed out all my credit cards so that my kids can have the best Christmas ev-ah!"
Lalo looked at me and rolled his eyes, trying to keep from laughing. I couldn't help myself...... "So you're going to give them their presents early then?"
She gives me a 'I-wasn't-talking-to-you' look. "No, what makes you say that?"
"Because Christmas comes 4 days after 'your people' claim the world is going to end. You just fucked yourself, man."
I tossed Lalo three quarters which he missed because he was laughing so fucking hard. "Merry Christmas, Lalo."
"Merry Christmas, Kenny."


Roswell said...

Damn.... "her people" didn't know about Christmas! Damn brain dead pieces of crap... now whata' we gonna do?? (Maybe "her people" were "off" by a few days and hell will freeze over on the 26th.). :-)

Stretch said...

Obama voter for sure.

Cheesy said...

"Her people" sure didn't see the Spanish coming...