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Thursday, January 31, 2013

I'm watching my mailbox every day


Your shipment is on back order

We apologize for the delay.
We simply cannot keep up with the demand for this very popular item.

128 million are currently on back order.

We will complete your delivery as soon as possible.

We thank you for your patronage.

-Rurik

2 comments:

  1. How can I order one??

    It's worth the wait.

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  2. I bet that's the cleanest floor of any men's restroom!

    ReplyDelete

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