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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Asteroid could take out vital telecommunications satellites.


Scientists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock hitting the planetBut there is a remote possibility that it could collide with one of more than 100 telecommunication and weather satellites in fixed orbits above the Earth.The asteroid, 2012 DA14, has been closely tracked since its discovery a year ago. It is predicted to reach its nearest point to the Earth at around 7.30pm UK time on Friday.

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Yup, motherfuckers everywhere will stop whatever they're doing and be standing around turning on and off their phones wondering what they're going to do now. The world will come to a standstill when their little leashes or computers fail, not allowing them to be told what to do next or not allowing them to view cute cat or camel toe pictures.

5 comments:

timbo said...

Is it safe for us to assume that you are stockpiling camel toe pics in case this calamity occurs? If said event does happen, we will have to send you self addressed, stamped enveloped to make sure our camel toe needs are safely met! Thank God we have you out there looking after our needs. ;)

Anonymous said...

Powers over at Michelle Malkin's site posted an interview with some CNN twit asking Bill Nye the science fool if the asteroid was caused by global warming. She gives twits a bad name.
The winning comment to the post was "do theses slacks make my asteroid look big?"
Terry
Fla.

JASON said...

WAIT, WHAT, NO MORE CAMEL TOES.

OH FUCK, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?????

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian In Florida said...

Quick! Post as many Camel Toe as you can! We can get through this.

orbitup said...

Timbo beat me to it. I was going to ask you to mail me some too. He was nice enough to offer SASE though.

BTW my kaptcha was "assoods"