Sunday, February 24, 2013

Ducky sez......


11 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

Cute. :-P

Nothing to understand, tell us we're pretty, you love us, and give us chocolate.

wirecutter said...

And try to figure out the answers to loaded questions on the fly, keeping track of the 28 day cycle, try to make plans on her schedule, try to read minds, try to..... fuck, I shouldn't have posted this. I'm getting a headache.

hiswiserangel said...

*hugs* poor baby. Now where's the damn chocolate?

wirecutter said...

SEE??? SEE???

hiswiserangel said...

Only one of us is yelling. I'm just trying to help. You keep yelling, you're going to have to fork over wine with the chocolate.

wbhickok said...

Wirecutter, Let me help you...
When In college me girlfriend gave me "The Rules" t-shirt. Still got it.
Learn them, it may help with your sanity...

The Rules:
1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. NO Male Can possibly know the rules.
3. If the female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some of the rules.
4. The Female is never wrong.
5. The female can change her mind at any point of time.
6. The female has every right to be ANGRY or UPSET at any time.
7. The male MUST remain CALM at ALL times, unless the Female wants him to be Angry, or upset.
8. The female must under no circumstances let the make know Whether or NOT she wants him to be angry, or upset.
9. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
10. The Make can not diagnose PMS.


Know the bizarre rules and gain some sanity...

Rob said...

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

- Henry Louis Mencken, 1880-1956

hiswiserangel said...

Where the fuck are the women on this? Why am I alone?

angrymike said...

Ken
that's what women do, if you cant take the headache, there's always a bullet to end the permanent headache ...............;-D

angrymike said...

Well I have one rule for them rules.......
Fuck that bullshit.........

Sara said...

Sorry I missed this Angel!!!
But, you have it totally right. I don't know where they are saying that we are so difficult. Hell, my man has me figured out no problem. Piss me off? New gun. Do it again? Find me ammo. And again? Lots of chocolate...