Cute. :-PNothing to understand, tell us we're pretty, you love us, and give us chocolate.
And try to figure out the answers to loaded questions on the fly, keeping track of the 28 day cycle, try to make plans on her schedule, try to read minds, try to..... fuck, I shouldn't have posted this. I'm getting a headache.
*hugs* poor baby. Now where's the damn chocolate?
Only one of us is yelling. I'm just trying to help. You keep yelling, you're going to have to fork over wine with the chocolate.
Wirecutter, Let me help you...When In college me girlfriend gave me "The Rules" t-shirt. Still got it. Learn them, it may help with your sanity...The Rules:1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.2. NO Male Can possibly know the rules.3. If the female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some of the rules.4. The Female is never wrong.5. The female can change her mind at any point of time.6. The female has every right to be ANGRY or UPSET at any time.7. The male MUST remain CALM at ALL times, unless the Female wants him to be Angry, or upset.8. The female must under no circumstances let the make know Whether or NOT she wants him to be angry, or upset.9. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.10. The Make can not diagnose PMS.Know the bizarre rules and gain some sanity...
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - Henry Louis Mencken, 1880-1956
Where the fuck are the women on this? Why am I alone?
Kenthat's what women do, if you cant take the headache, there's always a bullet to end the permanent headache ...............;-D
Well I have one rule for them rules.......Fuck that bullshit.........
Sorry I missed this Angel!!!But, you have it totally right. I don't know where they are saying that we are so difficult. Hell, my man has me figured out no problem. Piss me off? New gun. Do it again? Find me ammo. And again? Lots of chocolate...
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