Monday, February 25, 2013

Fucking liberals......


Wolves to be 'educated' not to kill sheep
Updated: 07 Feb 2013 08:59 GMT+01:00
In a bid to try and crackdown on the number of wolf attacks on farm animals the French government has announced a plan to try and "educate" the wild beasts. The proposal has been greeted with mixed reactions.
Can you teach a wolf not to eat sheep?
The idea is being floated in France, where the return of the wolf has got farmers and environmentalists at each other's throats.
Under a proposed "National Wolf Plan," the government says it will conduct experiments into "educating" the canine carnivore, which is spreading stealthily in remote areas.
Rest assured, this scheme does not entail lecturing wolves about the cuteness of lambs or trying to convert them to vegetarianism.
Instead, it entails capturing individual wolves that are known to attack a local flock and then marking these bothersome predators before letting them go.
The theory is that the animal will be so traumatised by the experience that it will leave the sheep alone and instead hunt for deer, boar, rabbits and other wild animals.

- Russ

11 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

Can you teach libtards not to be dumbasses?

rpm2day said...

Funniest shit I've seen today. Do they hand out a baguette and a bottle of wine and say "off you go mon ami, no more trouble n'est pas?"
I'm so fucking glad to be a recluse.

Mr. Miracle said...

So, what happens when these wolves learn, instead, to not fear humans, and begin hunting the very trappers seeking to "educate" them? Hey, can we "educate" a few dozen wolves like the ones WC posts pics of, teach them to take the weak and idiotic, and turn them loose to hunt the sausages stuffed into 3 piece suits in DC?

wbhickok said...

ROFLOL...
No chit... Leave it to the French to try to convert wolves surely they will end up surrendering...
Do they not know the wolves don't understand nor have a comprehension of "we surrender."
lol...

cato said...

Maybe we can do the same with the appointed and elected government wolves that viciously prey on taxpayers who are as docile as sheep?

rpm2day said...

The French have done soo well with the mooslims. How can this idea fail?

Danne said...

BWAHAHAHAHA, can we get tickets to the show? I sure hope someone has the foresight to keep a film record...this is gonna be good! Lemme see, warm up exercises for this include Lib dumbass Timothy Treadwell that got devoured by Griz beacause he thought he was one with nature and the Griz. Then there's good ole Roy Horn whose trained Tiger whipped his sorry ass, and then Patricia Wyman eaten by 5 wolves raised in captivity. I friggin love it.....bring on the show! Red wine go well with red meat?

hiswiserangel said...

Maybe they can promote veganism among the wolf population.

And rpm, you speak French? Oo la la...

Wraith said...

To be fair, this has a better chance of success than teaching Biden to color inside the lines.

orbitup said...

That there's funny! Maybe after that doesn't work they'll put bells on them.

drjim said...

I'm surprised the people who think this shit up don't need someone to tell them when to breathe.....