Friday, February 22, 2013

I wonder how far I can string ol' Abdul/Greg along?

Well, I actually got a reply back from my spam buddy Greg. His reply and mine back follows:

Hi Ken,
Am so happy to hear from you and thanks a lot for your response, I can only receive Money via western union or Money Gram and it is the fastest way for me. Regarding on how to get the funds to me, Please go to a nearby store that operate western union or Money Gram outlet and send the funds to me with this address below:

Greg Oden
Address: Ebusuud Street 18 Sirkeci, Fatih,
City: Istanbul
Postal Code: 34210
Country: Turkey

Get back to me with the transfer details and also attach the receipt as soon as you send the funds. I'll be pleased to read from you soon.

Thanks for your assistance, 


As soon as I can get out of the house, I promise. I'm still in an electric wheelchair after getting hit by that bus full of drunken old ladies heading to the bingo parlor and my batteries are dead. By the way, I'm Knutz, not Ken. Unfortunately, my cousin Ken was killed in the same accident - his wife was kind enough to take me into her house and bed, so please, let's not dishonor his memory. But surely you remember me from Sembach AFB, right? Me and Ken were stationed there at the same time and shared an apartment with his brother Keith who made a lot of money selling pedigreed rabbits over there. 
By the way, I called Keith who's undergone a sex change operation and now goes by the name Kiester and he/she thinks she remembers you and wants to correspond with you. After her operation she's pretty ugly and has given up hope of ever finding a man here in the US even though she's wealthy. Would you mind conversing with her?


hiswiserangel said...

You are a twisted man, wc. And I am honored to call you friend. And I swear, if you give him my email as Kiester, I will kill you.

PioneerPreppy said...


Glenn B said...

You might want to consider starting movement among your readers to send money to Greg at that address, just make sure it is Monopoly Money or some other useless currency. If you wanted to be expecially devious you could ask that they first smear the play money with bacon drippings.

All the best,
Glenn B

Deb said...

The first one was good. This one is great!

Does Kiester live in Maine? I think I work with it.

Manure Master said...

Knutz, sorry to hear of Ken's demise.

Guess your taking over the blog?

Maybe Miss Lisa could post some of Kiester's pics.

You Calyforny folks sure are funny bunch.

Grog said...

hee hee hee

Angel, you know he wouldn't give your e-mail as Kiester, it would be Kathnster or something similar, give him some credit for accuracy.

The address shows up as the Erboy hotel, wonder if fedex delivers in Turkey.

wirecutter said...

No, we don't want pictures of Kiester. Ya see, he went to Mexico for the cheaper surgery and they kinda botched it. His vagina is off center an inch or so.

hiswiserangel said...

Why does that remind me of Janet Reno?

rpm2day said...

Lovin' it man. Keep him going.

drjim said...


rgranger said...

On of us unworthy pussies should buy you a beer for that.... and yes, I am that pussy! just don't let it become an addition :)

Crustyrusty said...

He had to mention Sembach... bad times, bad times....