Monday, February 25, 2013

Must be a California transplant

FEBRUARY 25--An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys, cops allege.
Jose Angel Perales, 24, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John's Lingerie Store in Davenport. Perales, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.
According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales--5’ 11” and 325 pounds--“walked around the store and shopped.”
Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John's staffers, Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”


  1. Who names a lingerie store Dr. John's?

  2. I ain't clicking on that link, and for fucks sake you don't have to share everything you find. Not enough brain bleach in this house to remove that image.

  3. Hey, at 300 and change the homie ain't gonna get any real pussy.
    Dude's gotta find a way out y'know.
    Just sayin'.

  4. just wait till his prison buddys see the story. ha ha fucker.


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