Hiswiserangel mentioned it to me in an email a few months ago. I don't remember what brought it up, but she was the one that put it in my head.
So thank you, Wiserangel. I should've known I wasn't smart enough to come up with something like that myself.
Now she tells me in the comments that it was WiscoDave's idea. Okay, whoever's idea it was, THANK YOU.