Where bad choices make good stories
I just want to know a couple of things. WHO wasn't wearing undies, and WHAT went on that it came to the attention of management that undies were missing and had become a problem.
And why is "wear" in quotes? Are you okay to fake wearing them? As to the who and why, I picture a warehouse full of kilt wearing fat men climbing ladders. Wasn't that your first thought Angel? Not that it was a good one, just the first one.
If I put them on my head, will I still be in compliance?
Sara, I'm guessing the "wear" was because some wiseass, after being told he couldn't come to work without undies, brought them in his lunchbox. And I was thinking kilts in a fan factory, or monks on stilts.