Thursday, March 28, 2013

Woo-hoo, I see you!!!

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City.
Police spokesman Steve Young says a worker at a Conoco station in the city's north called police after finding the cardboard box late Wednesday. The box was labeled, "Keep refrigerated."
Young says police aren't sure if the eyes are human, or whether any crime has been committed. Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.
Police say no eye banks or hospitals in the area were awaiting delivery of any eyeballs.
The Jackson County Medical Examiner's office is holding the package while the investigation continues.


Sounds like a Wirecutter prank to me - goat eyeballs look amazingly similar to human eyes. I'll have to file this one away......


Anonymous said...

Uh huh , pretty Ho Hum . Working in a grocery warehouse I know you've met your share of fuckin truck drivers who've ' been there , done that ! '. But after about 40 yrs. of this shit I can tell ya some tales bro . Back in the 70,s there was a semi crash on I-64 coming out of Louisville Ky . Part of the cargo that was strewn down the road was jar`s containing ( dig this shit ! ) ,severed human heads destined to a medical college .Oscar O.

Anonymous said...

Police are asking people to keep an eye out for more containers.

wirecutter said...

I can't imagine why, goat eyeballs just aren't that tasty.