Where bad choices make good stories
You know how you can tell your house was burglarized by Asians?The dishes are washed, your math homework is done, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
And your dog is gone.
How do you make an Asian go blind?Put a windshield in front of him.
Well, if you're going to fuck something up, you may as well REALLY fuck it up. And that is well fucked. Damn impressive job.
Hands down, the worst drivers are old Asian women-thank the Lord they don't text.MM